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Monday, December 4th, 2006

Subject:I forgot one, sry.
Time:11:23 pm.
I forgot I made this. It's part of the Britney series.

HOW COULD YOU ?Collapse )
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Subject:The Britney series.
Time:12:15 am.
Lately, the exception to my heterosexuality, Britney Spears, has been in the news quite frequently, mostly for getting a divorce, being drunk with Paris Hilton a lot, and showing her snatch all over town. When I heard that Britney kicked K.Fed's festering ass to the curb, it was as if Jesus Christ himself came down and shook my hand. Logically, then, you'd think I'd be happy to see the treasure box vagina that I've sought since I first saw that cheeky schoolgirl uniform in 1998, but now it's ruined. The upgrade of the divorce is at least half negated by the downgrade of the Paris acquisition.

Let me be clear. I would use Paris Hilton for my own sick pleasure. I would slap her with every dildo I got my hands on. She's nice to look at, but she's fucking gross. And now she's tainting my lesbian crush.

The first of a probable many Britney posts.Collapse )
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Thursday, June 1st, 2006

Time:1:51 pm.
After some incredibly lazy research, it looks like my options are these :

1. Get a new Photobucket account, hope they don't recognize my email address, and use it until they catch me again.

2. Pay for webspace with tons of features I'll never use like FTP and CSS.

3. Get a paid LJ account and use the ScrapBook feature.

I'm fairly intrigued by the paid LJ account, because it says in their terms of service that they don't make it their business to judge the appropriateness of content. There's the obligatory junk about obscenity, but even then they say that most of the time they'll ask you to lock it or censor it somehow, but not necessarily remove it. The fact that communities like celebritease are allowed to exist gives me hope.

Along with three options come three catches :

1. I don't know anything about paid accounts, so if you have one or know someone who does, plz give me some information. I want to specifically know about the ScrapBook.

2. If I'm going to actually pay for this shit, I want a fucking FOLLOWING. Tell your friends.

3. I probably have enough time to make pictures during the summer, but I might have to shift to bi-weekly or erratic posts during the school year. It's called Titty Tuesday, but it might be Titty Anytime, if you will.

In the event that it becomes not worth it, I'll stop. Holla back.
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Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Time:5:55 pm.
Hi, everybody. It turns out that after about six months of hosting porn, Photobucket has deemed most of my content obscene, and has refused to host almost everything relating to this blog. It's okay, though, because I reached my goal of being too offensive for mainstream audiences.

Since I have nowhere to host my images, Titty Tuesday is on indefinite hiatus. If you have private webspace which you'd like to allow me to use, or if you can tell me of a hosting service that supports free speech (no, I'm not actually going to go there), leave me a comment or email me at piratesandwich@gmail.com.

It's been a pleasure titillating you.
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Time:9:19 am.
My friend Rick McCoy (maybe you know him ?) told me recently that he is anorexic, so in his honor I wanted to make a pro-ana Titty Tuesday.

But of course I got distracted after the first one and did other stuff.

Also I'm sick, and I'm leaving to go to the doctor in about 15 minutes, but I still managed to get up, shower, and post.

Image hosting by Photobucket
(Terri Shaivo says hi.)

Yer goddamn right I'm a trooper.Collapse )
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Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Subject:I find the greatest things on Google.
Time:11:18 am.
The only theme I could think of this week was something deliciously racist, and you'd actually be surprised how hard it is to make good racist porn. So most of this is just really, really random. Thank you, Google.

Also, if you're not down with extremely offensive images, consider not clicking the following link.

nobody clueless: <3 <3 <3
nobody clueless: I have the window open. Tell me when to refresh.

Image hosting by Photobucket

NOW, BITCH.Collapse )
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Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Subject:The Brad series.
Time:10:15 am.
Image hosting by Photobucket

My name is Brad. I like guns. FUCK.Collapse )
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Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Subject:The famous images series.
Time:10:14 am.
As I've stated before, sometimes the only way to make porn better is to insert random famous people or objects. Wouldn't the Mona Lisa be funnier if she were flashing some tit ? I think we all know that da Vinci was a fucking perv.

Hold that pose.Collapse )
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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Time:9:59 am.
The DSL at my house has inexplicably died, so my only access to the Internet is in the computer lab at school, and I can't in good conscience upload porn here. When I get things figured out, I'll post.
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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Subject:Set phasers to titties.
Time:9:18 am.
Image hosting by Photobucket

I just spent a week with Feeney and Fish, and about 60 times a day I'd hear, "Set phasers to... sexy." Apparently it's their new pickup line they're going to use on girls at parties. Well... Feeney will, anyway.

Captain's Log. The titties are consuming me. And I like it.Collapse )
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Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Subject:The mantra series.
Time:10:43 am.
I steal every pornographic image I use. I don't know any of these hot, hot naked chicks. But it's not a blind selection process. I have standards, certain standards that a girl must meet before she can be deemed worthy to be a Titty Tuesday girl. It's like going to a strip club : if a girl just doesn't have it, I don't give her money. There's no shame in that.

Although I can't really describe what makes a chick hot, there are some particular rules and mantras I adhere to during the selection process.

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Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Time:10:18 am.
Titty Tuesday is on hiatus this week, because I didn't have time last week between work, school, and going to strip clubs, and I don't feel like photoshopping right now.

If I get any questions like, "DOES THIS MEAN THE END OF TITTY TUESDAY ?" I'm going to slit some throats. Shut up.
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Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Subject:The Happy Birthday Kate series
Time:11:06 am.
Saturday is Kate's (fairmaidenkate) birthday. As a present, her boyfriend Bryan has promised the following gifts :

1. To send skanky pix of himself to me to incorporate into a tittylicious spread for Kate, and
2. to fellate Andy Fischer.

Part the first.Collapse )

(PS - For a detailed description of the hot titty action from my birthday party at Deja Vu, click here.)
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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Subject:The Winona series.
Time:11:25 am.
Apparently I have a fanbase at Winona State, which is probably the most awesome thing I've heard in a while. I feel like a fucking pimp.

Steph (3m0alaska) sent in some pictures of good times with the titty-lovin' boys of WSU, and being Valentine's Day, I'm returning the love.

How do I love thee, titties ? Let me count the ways.Collapse )
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Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Subject:The birthday series.
Time:11:32 am.
My birthday, the greatest day of the whole year, is on Friday, and the lovely ladies of Titty Tuesday threw me a party.

Blow out them candles.Collapse )
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

Subject:The monkey and the duck series.
Time:10:48 am.
In light of recent events (see below), I must advise those with serious medical conditions to exercise caution when viewing Titty Tuesday. If you experience chest pain, dizziness, or shortness of breath, please close the browser immediately and resume normal pornographic intake.

Tomorrow's here says:
Fish says that he laughed so hard it re-aggravated his chest injury.
Tomorrow's here says:
He's off getting a bottle of Advil as we speak.

Now on with the show.Collapse )
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Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Subject:The Andy Fischer series
Time:11:30 am.
You would be surprised at how hard it is to find hot chicks showing their tits at Mardi Gras. Or maybe you wouldn't. After all, hot chicks only show their tits for money.

In honor of everyone's favorite 40-year-old-virgin-to-be.Collapse )
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Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Subject:Old stuff.
Time:10:28 pm.
This is every rack that has been posted during the history of Titty Tuesday, before this journal was created (some not edited).

An archive.Collapse )
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